&!$#^@%
A bird took a dump on my head today.
It was more my face than my head.
My friends laughed in my pooey face.
I hope some birds poo on them soon ... or at least on the bird who pooed on me ...
The funniest part was that minutes before I was talking about how I had never been pooed on by a bird. I think I should be more prepared for the unexpected. Life can be crappy. At least there were friends there to laugh at me. Getting pooed on by yourself would be way worse.
The moral: life can be crappy but it's better when there's more people with you to experience the crap.
posted by Chad @ 11:11 PM
20 Comments:
roommates are great for that hehehe. whenever crap hits at home, they're there to make fun of you.
What a crappy experience. I hope you are not still down in the dumps after that one.
I know it's cheezy or should I say poopy?
HAHA! Maybe that was Mother Natures way off gettign back at you for taking a D in the ocean. Like karma maybe. What goes around comes around.....
Take the Pollyanna (er - Pauly-N.-A.)approach and look at the positive side --- The flowers always grow best where the fertilizer (it's the only polite word I think of) is dumped!
I think that this is your best entry yet-probably because I got to witness this event and it brought much laughter to my day. It has actaully changed my way of thinking and I am now stating things that I want to happen that have not happened yet, "I have never won a million dollars, I have never been swept off my feet". Maybe this only works on bad things...oh good times.
I think that this is your best entry yet-probably because this moment in your life brought me much laughter, I hope that if I ever get poohed on that I am not alone and will have someone around to laugh with. Actually this crappy situation has revolutionized my way of thinking, I am now going to state things that have not happened yet, and hope they come to life, "I have never been given a million dollars, I have never been swept off my feet" Ok, maybe this only works with things like being poohed on, or begging for money-Good times-thanks for being you Chad:}
That's Crappy
I too had that happy once, after feeding a bunch of seagulls.
I was once christened by a bird. Luckly I was wearing a hat! ah ha!
Holy Crap Man, that friggin sucks. Well - ah, wow. That is truly rough. Hopefully this has not scarred you for life...
And on the bright side, I'm sure your friends were laughing AT you, not WITH you... I mean...ohhh.
(Heh heh. Other peole getting pooped on is funny.)
Gross. That sucks! Is it true that bird crap burns?! My ex-boyfriend told me that once. Just wondering if it's really true. : )
hahahaha Simone that's too funny. I don't recall any burning sensation ... only the burn of rage within me ... :)
I guess the bird poo would burn if he'd been eating jalapenos or something ... but from the smell I'd say it was eating garbage. The color was a brownie green. It wasn't the nice white kind.
If you had let it dry it would have turned white no doubt. How come you didn't let it dry? Geezz.
that happened to me recently...
some cultures believe its a sign of good luck!
haha..... poo on me!
you took a D in the ocean??
perv.
miss ya dude.
ttyl.
jef
Yeah Psegga told me about your burning of rage. I laughed so hard. I guess I never heard such rage coming from you before!
I have to say I laughed so hard...too hard when I read this.
thanks for the good laugh. sorry for the crap on your head
P.S. we're coming your way next week :)
Hey I had to say, that pic made me laugh out loud, a wee shame for the boy But been there and had those birds poo on me several times, yuck!! but its always makes for a funny story or two, ha ha:O)
oooh don't think im too odd commenting, im a friend of your cousin Lauries, i was just browsing blogs. The happiest...ok sounding definatley wierd now, :O)
Birdy Birdy in the sky
Dropped a turdy in your eye...
Chaddy Chaddy don't ask why
Just be glad that cows don't fly.
Oh Chad
I tell you I have never had a bird do such a thing to me, and i hope they never do, but since I am an outsider on this one i am going to have to laugh!!! just because i can.
Cya soon buddy, miss you lots!!
Bryce
Well chad,
you have met your match, and against a bird, how does that make you feel!!!
Don't let it keep you down, but just remember that it has never happened to me!
Miss you buddy and cya soon!
Bryce
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